We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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