your parents love me but you hate me
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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