Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
As shirtless as possible
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Randomize
