Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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