If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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