uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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