i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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