they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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