i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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