he puts the penis in happiness.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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