So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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