I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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