she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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