remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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