his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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