Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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