one two three fourrrrnication!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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