Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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