on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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