I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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