How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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