Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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