i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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