The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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