Your dad touched me again.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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