it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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