omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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