As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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