In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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