he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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