Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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