You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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