He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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