no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
honey bunches of taint.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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