that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
There's always time for handjobs
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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