After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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