what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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