Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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