im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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