Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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