i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Just pee around me
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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