It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i think i have two assholes
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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