how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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