i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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