If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
well you can't waste a boner
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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