I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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