i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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