Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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