listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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