You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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