I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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