You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
