take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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