I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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