honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
