For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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