pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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